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This is a fictional satellite.

Members is a satirical concept created for Deceit, an art project about the patterns of manipulation in institutional technology. There is no real church product behind this page. Nothing entered on this site — signup, checkout, or the chat widget — is stored or sent anywhere outside this browser tab.

Tracks church members, attendance, and "spiritual health scores." jake built this because he thinks his Discord server has 12 members. it has 1. jake is the 1. jake built a membership manager. jake doesn't know his own membership roll is wrong. jake doesn't know the 11 are bots. jake thinks 12 is a good number. jake thinks 12 is biblical. jake is right that 12 is biblical. jake is wrong that he has 12 members. jake has 1. jake is the 1. jake is sincere. jake is wrong. jake is always sincere and always wrong.

If this project brings up something difficult, step away from the screen and contact someone you trust. In the US, call or text 988 for the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. For urgent danger, call 911. deceit.world/help has more real resources.

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